17 blocks from barneys


No Pants Party!
November 11, 2009, 4:43 pm
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Just when you got comfortable in your short shorts, fashion goes even more extreme.

I don’t even want to wear a bathing suit to the beach, let alone to a party. There goes eating lunch.

[image by Patrick McMullan]

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Pony up!
October 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
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He just needs a few bones (to the tune of around $50 million), and then Tom Ford can launch his [insert fanfare here]…

…womenswear line!

If there was ever a charitable cause, this is it. Reach deep into your pockets, people, and send him a check. It could happen as soon as fall 2010; I’ll possibly be naked until then.



Hot Pants
October 15, 2009, 8:06 pm
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Hey leather lovers!

Tune into the 8am hour of the CBS Early Show for tips on how you can wear the best of leather this fall.

I might even personally show you…

UPDATE! “Breaking news” has bumped the segment to next week. What’s news when there’s leather to talk about!??!



Can’t Get Enough KK?
October 6, 2009, 1:47 am
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Who can?! Lucky for you, I’m now writing for the awesome online magazine PinkMemo.com under the expert (and gorgeous) editorial guidance of the beyond-brilliant, Ms. Katrina Szish.

Make PinkMemo your new favorite – bookmark it, print it out, save as favorite, whatever your technological saavy heart desires – because even more exciting things will be happening there soon!

Read on my fearless little fashion fanatics!

[image: PinkMemo.com]



Who’s Tommy?
September 23, 2009, 1:51 am
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Oh. So this is what it looks like in Tom Ford’s head. It’s glorious!

The trailer  for A Single Man directed by Tommy (my boy) Ford is out and about! And, while you watch, please don’t forget to sing my song.

Between those two men. That’s my next vacation.


KK: 1, Chloe Sevigny: 0
September 21, 2009, 2:32 pm
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I love it when I’m right. I hate Chloe for stealing my dress, though. Stylish b*tch.

[Chloe Sevigny in Isaac Mizrahi Resort 2010 at Primetime Emmy awards]



The Great Debate
September 16, 2009, 1:37 am
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I debated among 3 different topics to post this evening.

1. The MTV VMAs should really take another look at their red carpet lighting, or recording artists should take another look at their red carpet wardrobes, because almost every single celebrity looked like a drag queen. Am I wrong?

2. The innate creepiness of Olivier Zahm.

3. The slow descent of Chloe Sevigny’s style into fashion’s shadow.

After a short, wine-aided thought process, I decided the third topic was most substantiated. So, here it goes:

Dear Chloe,

I like you. I’ve always liked you. So, from someone who only has your best interests at heart, how about trying something new? Cut your hair, wear non-studded footwear, how about a little color? I’m over the Boho glam chic short skirt and a sheer top look on you. Let’s go for something totally different. Push that “I’m a trend setter” envelope! Wear a robe and slippers for all I care. Just do something unique – because frankly, hunny, you’re starting to blend into the crowd.

Your friend (and cheerleader),

kk

P.S. Or don’t. I can’t stay mad at you.

[Image via style.com]