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The French say there are two times when you should drink champagne: when you’re happy and when you’re sad.
Last night, I made my triumphant return to alcohol after a 9-day hiatus brought on by a vicious prescription. It was not all for nothing, however, because I learned a few key lessons about life:
1. I will never get pregnant. 9 days was bad. 9 months? Uncalled for.
2. If you mix Perrier and cranberry juice together, it almost almost tastes like a cocktail.
3. Veuve Clicquot is as close as one may get to heaven.
Take out a loan, buy a few bottles and bring them to your Thanksgiving table. You and your guests will be extremely grateful you did.
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