Attention: Mankind

Attention: Mankind

September 17, 2008, 2:41 pm
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This guy knows what’s up. 1001 Rules for my Unborn Son. If his future offspring, or anyone for that matter, follows these words of wisdom, the world will be a better place.

Highlights:

Know her dress size. Don’t ask.

Have a signature dish, even if it’s your only one.

If you are tempted to wear a cowboy hat, resist.

Be nice to your sister. You are her confidante, cheerleader, and bodyguard.

Try a hairstyle that you’ll one day regret. I’ll get over it.

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