He just needs a few bones (to the tune of around $50 million), and then Tom Ford can launch his [insert fanfare here]…

…womenswear line!

If there was ever a charitable cause, this is it. Reach deep into your pockets, people, and send him a check. It could happen as soon as fall 2010; I’ll possibly be naked until then.

Hey leather lovers!

Tune into the 8am hour of the CBS Early Show for tips on how you can wear the best of leather this fall.

I might even personally show you…

UPDATE! “Breaking news” has bumped the segment to next week. What’s news when there’s leather to talk about!??!

Who can?! Lucky for you, I’m now writing for the awesome online magazine PinkMemo.com under the expert (and gorgeous) editorial guidance of the beyond-brilliant, Ms. Katrina Szish.

Make PinkMemo your new favorite – bookmark it, print it out, save as favorite, whatever your technological saavy heart desires – because even more exciting things will be happening there soon!

Read on my fearless little fashion fanatics!

[image: October issue at PinkMemo.com]

Oh. So this is what it looks like in Tom Ford’s head. It’s glorious!

The trailer  for A Single Man directed by Tommy (my boy) Ford is out and about! And, while you watch, please don’t forget to sing my song.

I love it when I’m right. I hate Chloe for stealing my dress, though. Stylish b*tch.

[Chloe Sevigny in Isaac Mizrahi Resort 2010 at Primetime Emmy awards]

I debated among 3 different topics to post this evening.

1. The MTV VMAs should really take another look at their red carpet lighting, or recording artists should take another look at their red carpet wardrobes, because almost every single celebrity looked like a drag queen. Am I wrong?

2. The innate creepiness of Olivier Zahm.

3. The slow descent of Chloe Sevigny’s style into fashion’s shadow.

After a short, wine-aided thought process, I decided the third topic was most substantiated. So, here it goes:

Dear Chloe,

I like you. I’ve always liked you. So, from someone who only has your best interests at heart, how about trying something new? Cut your hair, wear non-studded footwear, how about a little color? I’m over the Boho glam chic short skirt and a sheer top look on you. Let’s go for something totally different. Push that “I’m a trend setter” envelope! Wear a robe and slippers for all I care. Just do something unique – because frankly, hunny, you’re starting to blend into the crowd.

Your friend (and cheerleader),

kk

P.S. Or don’t. I can’t stay mad at you.

[Image via style.com]

I haven’t left you, children. I’ve just been busy – fashionably busy.

Hmm. How did I get this great shot of the Luca Luca show? I sat front row. Which may make you want to cry yourself to sleep tonight, until I tell you that some catty PR girls whispered, just loud enough for me and several standers-by to hear, “Ugh. [insert hair flick here] I don’t think she’s supposed to be sitting there.”

I wasn’t, but I did. Go eat another stalk of celery.

Hooray for Fashion Week!!!

[Image via my blackberry]

Carrie Bradshaw hailing a cab on the first day of filming the new Sex and the City movie.

I’ve been working late nights and recently got dumped, so my feelings are not trustworthy these days – how do we feel about this sequel, girls?

And we’re the two best friends that anyone could ever have, we’re the two best friends that anyone could ever have, and we’ll never ever ever leave eachother.

This is what happens when you’re alone in the office at 9 o’ clock at night.

Have you been snapping up fall? I think you NEED to get one of these and then wear it like this:

[Images: KK and Isaac Mizrahi. BFF./Liz Claiborne New York fall collection runway show]

And I’m blind. The Selby took a trip into Lanvin Homme’s studio and produced what may be his crowning achievement. You simply must click here, but prepare for overstimulaton. Did I spell that right? I can’t see.

Oh boys! Why don’t you replace all your shoelaces with black satin ribbon?!?! Because you just don’t have the vision, do you? Sad.

[Image via Genius with a Camera, The Selby]