17 blocks from barneys

Destined to be a clothes hanger.

[image via style.com]

I realize this is a tad bitchy and very anti-fashion, but it’s been bugging me so I’m going for it…

I’m instituting a new series on 17 Blocks from Barneys that I like to call “AH!”

Part of my daily routine reading of the Internets is a stop by style.com to view the latest party photos. While my objective is to be inspired…even envious…more often than not I click through to a picture (see above example) that makes me just say, “ah!”

Let this series be more than just an unveiling of my shallow interior. Let it be an admonishment to the fashion set: if you’re wearing bright red lipstick, smile straight!

[image via Style.com]

*I wrote this post awhile back but never got around to getting it up online. However, last night someone asked me what they should buy for winter. It’s time to share…

[Image via I don't remember. If you are the man in the picture: yes, I'll marry you.]

“I have no intention of leaving American Vogue now or in the foreseeable future.”

-Anna Wintour

Here’s my new plan: like PETA is to fur, I will be to Uggs. I’m currently gathering spray paint, sacks of flour, and small chewy animals.

Come join me in the revolution! Our cause is just!

If Tropic Thunder taught us anything it’s that you never go full retard. But, a big blossom on your lapel for those upcoming holiday parties – it could show the world your exceptional intelligence.