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A SONG FOR MY ONE TRUE LOVE (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
First he made some suits,
Then he made some glasses,
Everyone thought he was cute,
So he showed his ass…(es).
He made James Bond look fine,
And built his popularity,
Now he’s really going to shine,
By making a mo-hoo-vie!
Oh! Tommy Ford, Tommy Ford just because you’re gay
Doesn’t mean we can’t love you in each and every way – hey!
Tommy Ford, Tommy Ford, excuse me if I may
Be best friends with you and we can hang out every day!
Firth and Moore will star
In the adapted Single Man
It won’t be very far
Because filming already began
So get your eyeballs ready
For something that will rock
Tom’s style is always steady
I hope he’ll outfit Barack!
Oh! Tommy Ford, Tommy Ford you always save the day
With your innate style sense that makes me want to say
Tommy Ford, Tommy Ford if only I could pay
I’d buy every single thing you make, but I can’t so I hope that’s ok.
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